Thursday, December 2, 2010

Eggscellent

One of my students, Andrew, was sitting by my desk reading the Guiness Book of World Records. Mario was standing at my desk getting help on an assignment.

Andrew: "Miss H., did you know that the ostrich egg is the largest egg in the world? It weighs four pounds!"

Miss H: "Huh, I wonder if it tastes good?"

Mario, in a completed horrified tone and thick Hispanic accent : "You would eat an ostrich?!?"

Miss H.: "Well, maybe. It's an egg, just like the eggs people eat for breakfast."

Mario: "What if my mom laid an egg? Would you eat my brother or sister?"

1 comment:

  1. As someone we both know and love would say: HUH-larious..

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